Guess which short, mincing, lisping, over-compensating, cross-dressing, hypocritical, adulterating, divorced, pseudo-Catholic, opportunistic, megalomaniacal, self-appointed, money-grubbing, art-destroying, incompetent, ungrateful, inadequate, Mussolini cloned, dispensable, sack of worthless shit added his hyper-inflated, overpriced, over-valued, unsolicited, inconsequential two cents worth into the Presidential race today.
Haven’t guessed yet? The same brainless, pig-headed, stubborn, wife-humiliating, children estranging, violence inciting, morale destroying, morally retarded, ethically challenged, politically spent, historically tone deaf prick who enjoys nothing more than to plié around in dresses, heels and wigs as much as the satin sashaying, child molesting Papal pansies clinging to their hatred and their swastikas in whose name and on whose behalf he claims to viciously defend virgins and vitriol.
Still not sure? The self-aggrandizing, disgusting opportunist who ignored the lessons of a 1993 bombing of the World Trade Center and objections by the New York Police Department by setting up the emergency command center in the same towers, all but ensuring their failure during the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001. The two-faced, sneering, race-baiting, plunger-enabling politico who tried to strong-arm his sagging ass into a third term as mayor while New York was still choking on EPA-approved toxic, polluted air.
The failed presidential candidate who expediently founded Giuliani Partners LLC -- a management consulting and security consulting business -- in January 2002. The little man with the big Napoleon complex who exploited the grief and goodwill of those families, friends, spouses and lovers of those killed on 911 by turning it into an all-consuming, self-promoting, personal brand.(Even though it failed to win him the Republican primary). The under-achieving sellout who is so cheap and so tasteless that if the blood of the victims of 911 was of the right consistency, if he could, he would bottle it, slap his face on it and sell it as lubricant.
Yep. You guessed it. Former mayor Rudy Giuliani. He thinks it’s time for the McCain campaign to bring up Obama’s (already addressed by the candidate himself), former drug use.
No, not the economy, recession, credit and housing crises, wars or anything of importance. “And, you know, God forbid somebody would do some reporting on Barack Obama’s use of drugs,” he lisped angrily to Fox News after the McCain campaign went ballistic following a New York Times story that discussed Cindy McCain’s addiction to prescription painkillers she was stealing through a non-profit organization she was heading.
Just what America and the world needs right now. Bitter, revenge-filled focus on issues that divide, distract and keep Americans ignorant, fearful and scorned. Mr. Giuliani, please crawl back into the landfill you crawled out from.
